- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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