- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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