- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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