- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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