- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

GOODBYE

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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