- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Gingers.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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