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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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