- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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