Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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69.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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