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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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