- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

poop nuff said

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Bob Saget

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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