What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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sadf

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no rasist joks

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Anti Joke

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