- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

why did the man die? he had cancer

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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