why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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