Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Women drivers...

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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