Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What would Muhammed do?

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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