- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Your mums a potato

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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