Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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