A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What's two plus two? Window

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A baby seal walks into a club.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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