- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Tim and Eric

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

wael.. nuff said

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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