Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Mooses

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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