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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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