- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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