What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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knock knock come in !

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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