Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Anti Joke

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