Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Where's my tractor?

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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