A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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