- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is white and long? A New York winter

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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