how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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