- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

womens rights.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What's your blood type? Red.

Loperson

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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