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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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