What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

This is sparta No this is patrick

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Who invented apple? God

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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