- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

David Cameron

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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