a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

David Cameron

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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