What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why was the woman?

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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