What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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