Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Black People

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Im cute hehehee

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