- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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