Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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