- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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