Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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