whats worse than a kane nothing

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Connor is homo

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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