Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Barack Obama plays basketball

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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