Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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