Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

i hate black people

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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