You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

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