- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What comes after 69? 70

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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