Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Penis chickens

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Amazing

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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