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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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