How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

whats white and looks like paper paper

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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