- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock!? . . No.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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