- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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