- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

National security?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

get in the car.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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