The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Women's Rights..

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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