Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Your mom went to college

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Obama

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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