- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Christianity.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Obama

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