- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Christianity.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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